Junk Food For The Soul

I’m a big sports fan, but doesn’t naming your child ESPN (pronounced Espen) qualify as child abuse? How about if you also give him a middle name of Montana because you were a big Joe Montana fan?
I’m guessing born into that family, he probably wasn’t destined to be president anyway. But give the kid […]

Get the F outta here! Narcissistic, you say? No way.
You gotta love these hard-hitting, controversial clinical studies. Wait, this just in. Apparently bears shit in the woods.

And this year’s award for Father of the Year goes to …
Cory Petero, 36, of Riverbank, CA for running into his son’s little league football game and decking an opposing player after the boy committed a late-hit on his son. Not wanting to wait for a late-hit penalty - and it wasn’t a bad […]

In mid-flight, the pilot of a Canadian airliner got up to use the restroom and left the co-pilot to fly the plane. When he finished and tried to go back into the cockpit, the door was jammed. He then spent the next 10 minutes banging on the door and talking to the co-pilot over […]

“While researchers have long shown that tall people earn more than their shorter counterparts, it’s not only social discrimination that accounts for this inequality — tall people are just smarter than their height-challenged peers, a new study finds.”
Yeah, that’s why most of the smartest people in the world are in or from Asia. Land […]

Ah, you gotta love Floridians and their violent ways.
On Tuesday, three lawn workers in Florida got into a fight. But they didn’t go into the scrum empty-handed. One grabbed a baseball bat, the other picked up a weed whacker (”to defend himself”) and a third ran in to break up the fight wielding […]

A 29-year-old guy traveling with his mother to Turkey was stopped at airport when officials found something strange in his bag. Not wanting his mother to know that he had packed a penis pump, he told the officials it was a bomb.
I’ll move right past the part where he’s traveling with his mother yet […]

Over the weekend, Sweden’s state broadcaster SVT accidentally
went on the air with a porn movie playing on one of the monitors in the background.
The monitor was earlier being used by some of the employees to watch sports. But apparently that channel routinely shows porn after midnight and the boys forgot to change the channel. […]