About 45 seconds in the anchor to the right describes the “best form of moisturizer.” I’m sure it sounded better in his head.

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Would it surprise anyone to find the service down?

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

What happens when you ask the whole world to download your software at the same time? They do.

Better be ready.

I’m guessing you’re not that into your music when you take a minute out DURING a song to send someone a text message.

But while that video is a little scary and a lot creepy, the parody videos are freakin’ hilarious. I especially love the Jerry O’Connell one where he describes what it’s like to be an actor now that the WGA is on strike because you don’t see too many actors ever say anything remotely negative about Scientology or Tom Cruise.

They told me beforehand that those were your only options, but I wasn’t prepared for the lack of menus. The waitress brings your drinks and pulls out a pad with a chicken on one side and a cow head on the other. “Chicken or steak?” If you order chicken you get a breast, leg and thigh. If you order a steak, you get a piece of chicken-fried steak that’s about the size of a salad plate.

Then the whole table gets a huge bowl of mashed potatoes, a huge bowl of corn, and a large plate piled high with biscuits – all of which are refilled if they run low.

I have to admit the food was good. But even I, not what you would call a health-nut, might have to suggest you not eat at this place often.

So to celebrate the holiday and the wonderful lack on fashion inhibition, here are the top-5 hottest costumes for women:

5. Cheerleader
4. She-Devil
3. Nurse
2. Catholic School Girl

and the hottest Halloween costume for women …

1. French Maid

Watching UFC this weekend I realized where I had seen Chuck Liddell before. Remember the ’80s cartoon starring Mr. T and his gymnastic friends? They had a bulldog named Dozer.

Thanks Digg.

Yeah, I know that drinking and driving is a problem. No, I don’t want anyone drinking and driving. And, yes, I’m quite sure that people will argue that lives will be saved by this and if only one life is saved than it’s worth it. Well, I’m going to take a side that some might not like, but I disagree.

See, my biggest pet peeve is when someone decides to treat everyone like criminals. I don’t like when I must prove my innocence. If you tell me that in the United States we are innocent until proven guilty, why would you ask me to prove I’m not drunk in order to drive my car? This is the same beef I have with the music companies. You can’t sell me a song in mp3 format – even though it’s the one format that will play on every portable music device out there – because you assume that we’ll all put them on the Internet for everyone to download free. You assume we’re all pirates.

When I go to the mall I always see the alarm go off at one store or another. In most cases, the person just gets waved on by the store clerk. Sometimes the scanner just didn’t demagnify the product and the guy runs it again and sends the shopper on their way. Either way, false alarm and annoyance to the customer. We’ve all seen it. For all the false alarms, I’d love to know how their theft has gone down. (By the way, what happens when your car has a false alarm and suddenly you can’t drive to work that morning? There’s no clerk around to wave you on.)

Is the inconvenience of so many worth the few that you’ve stopped? Some might say yes, but I don’t agree. It’s just a matter of principle to me. Personally, I think the overwhelming majority of people are good. And I don’t like it when I’m asked to prove that I’m not one of the few bad ones.

Trump just annihilated her. He said he was happy when her talk show failed, happy when her magazine (which he called a disaster) failed. Some other gems included: “how did she even get on television”, “we’re all a little chubby but Rosie’s worse than the rest of us”, “it’s not the chubbiness; Rosie is just a very unattractive person”.

At one point in his rant, he says he would fire her from the View. “I’d look her right in her fat, ugly face and say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”

I know he’s no better than her and calling someone unattractive is crazy coming from a guy with hair like that. But I love watching someone actually look into a camera and unload on someone like that. Awesome stuff. Plus, the guy basically bought a beauty pageant as an excuse to bang hot, young women. And I gotta respect that.

Check out the video of Trump:

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