Junk Food For The Soul

Why is the phrase “to make a long story short” always spoken after 10 minutes of rambling on? Has anyone ever answered a question “well, to make a long story short, the answer is yes” and then just shut up? I’m guessing no.
I sat in a meeting today listening to a guy ramble on […]

Had a nice little surprise when I reached the mailbox today. (Might need to check out a larger version to really see them.)
Not sure what kind of spiders they are, but the sight of them - I guess hatching - on my mailbox was cool. So I took […]

This story pains me. I absolutely HATE sitting at a red light when there are no cars coming. I’m the idiot slowly rolling back and forth hoping that I might somehow trip some sort of sensor thereby causing the light to change. I’m too cynical to ever admit that I think stuff like that […]