Adam starts out having a conversation with an 800-pound woman (500 lbs. according to her, but who’s counting) who made the news because her husband was having sex with her daughter (his step-daughter) in front of her. Being that large, she was powerless to do anything to stop it. The conversation moved to the woman’s other daughter and that girl’s boyfriend.

You quickly realize this family is likely one of the most screwed up excuses for a family you’ll ever hear about. That, of course, starts Adam on a rant about too many screwed up people having too many kids. He describes all of the ways that our tax dollars are supporting people like this. That makes us their employer of sorts, which should give us some say over a few things.

A classic Adam Carolla rant. Click the play button below to listen.

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Later Adam came up with a brilliant idea for all those guys who are successful now, but weren’t popular in high school.

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