From September ‘06 …
Adam starts out having a conversation with an 800-pound woman (500 lbs. according to her, but who’s counting) who made the news because her husband was having sex with her daughter (his step-daughter) in front of her. Being that large, she was powerless to do anything to stop it. The conversation moved to the woman’s other daughter and that girl’s boyfriend.
You quickly realize this family is likely one of the most screwed up excuses for a family you’ll ever hear about. That, of course, starts Adam on a rant about too many screwed up people having too many kids. He describes all of the ways that our tax dollars are supporting people like this. That makes us their employer of sorts, which should give us some say over a few things.
A classic Adam Carolla rant. Click the play button below to listen.
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On his radio show, Adam Carolla tells the story of how Jimmy Kimmel had him convinced that Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks was stalking him. Then Jimmy calls in and describes how the prank ended.
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On his radio show, Adam Carolla describes a horrible van ride to Las Vegas where Jimmy Kimmel realizes that he may not be the king of farting after all.
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On his radio show, Adam Carolla has Deaf Frat Guy read a transcript of the Colin Farrell sex tape.
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On the Adam Carolla radio show Seth Macfarlane, the creator of Family Guy, got to chatting with Adam about how he (Seth) got to where he is now and Adam shared his theory about talented guys and how they never get laid in high school.
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Later Adam came up with a brilliant idea for all those guys who are successful now, but weren’t popular in high school.
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