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TV pilot review: The Winner

August 28th, 2006

The Winner, starring Rob Corddry of The Daily Show show fame, is narrated show about a 32-year-old who still lives with his parents and has never really grown up. The main character is 43 and claims to be a millionaire in present day. The show is a look back at 1994 when he finally decided to grow up.

The pilot wasn’t bad, but not great either. It has a lot of pretty funny parts – mostly just Corddry playing a pathetic, yet likable character. Lenny Clarke was amusing as Corddry’s frustrated father who just wants him to get out of the house. His mother was probably the funniest character outside of Corddry. She was a complete enabler of his lazy ways. I had to look her up on IMDB to figure out where I knew her from and was surprised to realize that she was played by Julie Hagerty, who was Elaine on the movie Airplane.

All in all, not a bad pilot. But unless it gets better I don’t think I would commit to TiVo’ing every week. I’ll watch the first couple of episodes and see where it goes.

UPDATE: This show isn’t on FOX’s fall schedule. According to TV.com, it doesn’t premiere until March.

Adam Daily Show, Pilots, TV

Raiders sign Jeff George

August 28th, 2006

The Oakland Raiders seriously signed Jeff George to a contract? Jeez, the guy hasn’t played in 5 years. What, Steve DeBerg wasn’t available?

I doubt he actually plays, but either way it doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement for Aaron Brooks.

Adam Football, Sports

Punk’d meets Wedding Crashers

August 27th, 2006

Oh crap. I see some lawsuits coming from this one. Ashton Kutcher’s production company is working on a version of Punk’d that will revolve around a group of actors crashing weddings.

I’ll definitely be curious to see how this plays out. Punk’d can be pretty funny and I could envision some pretty funny stuff going down at wedding ceremonies, but I can’t imagine people having as good of a sense of humor about it as they do with Punk’d.

Adam TV

Taller people are smarter?

August 26th, 2006

“While researchers have long shown that tall people earn more than their shorter counterparts, it’s not only social discrimination that accounts for this inequality — tall people are just smarter than their height-challenged peers, a new study finds.”

Yeah, that’s why most of the smartest people in the world are in or from Asia. Land of the giants.

Adam Odd News

Patriots give WR Branch permission to seek trade

August 25th, 2006

Deion Branch, the Patriots leading wide receiver and current hold-out, has been given permission by the team to seek a trade.

I gotta admit, I’m a little surprised at this one. They don’t have a huge stable of WRs and he was their best. They already lost David Givens to the Titans. They couldn’t afford to lose another. I honestly couldn’t name another one of their WRs, other than Troy Brown. And while Brown is good, he’s nearing the end of his career.

I looked it up. Here are their other WRs and their years of experience:

  • Reche Caldwell, 6 years
  • Bam Childress, 1 year
  • Chad Jackson, rookie
  • Kelvin Kight, 1 year
  • Zuriel Smith, 2 years
  • John Stone, 2 years

Awe inspiring, isn’t it. I would consider myself a pretty decent football fan and the only two on this list I’ve even heard of are Caldwell and Jackson. Jackson is a rookie and Caldwell wasn’t that great in San Diego last year.

Though the ESPN article is quick to point out that this doesn’t necessarily mean he will be traded, teams and players rarely come back from this point of no return. I’m a little worried now about Tom Brady’s fantasy value.

Adam Fantasy Football, Football, Sports

Former baseball star Albert Belle sentenced to jail

August 24th, 2006

Former major-league baseball player Albert Belle was sentenced to 90 days in jail and five years’ supervised probation Thursday for stalking his former girlfriend.

The guy’s been arrested twice now for stalking his girlfriend. Can’t believe he’s only getting 90 days. Hopefully the judge was serious when he told Belle that he would send him to prison if he contacts the woman again.

Adam Sports

Face off: baseball bat vs. weed whacker vs. hammer

August 24th, 2006

Ah, you gotta love Floridians and their violent ways.

On Tuesday, three lawn workers in Florida got into a fight. But they didn’t go into the scrum empty-handed. One grabbed a baseball bat, the other picked up a weed whacker (”to defend himself”) and a third ran in to break up the fight wielding a hammer.

My favorite part of the story: “Information on his legal representation was not available Thursday.”

Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s probably gonna be relying on the court-appointed counsel.

Adam Florida News, Odd News

FCC drops fee for DSL companies, DSL companies just pocket the difference

August 24th, 2006

So, it turns out that last year the FCC decided to change their regulations on DSL and drop a fee that was being charged to all DSL subscribers. Great, huh? Your DSL bill will go down a few bucks, right?

Well, not if you are with Verizon or BellSouth. Beginning this month, when the fee is no longer necessary, those companies will simply charge you the same amount and pocket the difference. Since most people don’t pay attention to their bill unless the due amount changes and you usually can’t figure out what all the little charges are anyway, they figure no one will notice.

CNET reports:

Verizon DSL customers subscribing to its 768Kbps (kilobits per second) service paid about $1.25 into USF every month, and customers of its 3Mbps (megabits per second) service paid about $2.83 per month, the company said. BellSouth customers were charged $2.97 per month for USF, according to the BellSouth Web site.

But now that the fee has been eliminated, as of Aug. 14, neither Verizon nor BellSouth plan to pass the savings on to consumers. Instead, Verizon has added a new “supplier surcharge” starting Aug. 26 that’s $1.20 per month for the slower service and $2.70 for the faster service. BellSouth said it will keep its $2.97 fee, which it continues to call a “regulatory cost recovery fee.”

Verizon says they are going to add a new fee to help support their dying phone line subscriptions. They say too many people are simply choosing DSL and not getting a phone line and, even though they charge those customers an extra $5 a month, they need to make up that money somehow.

BellSouth doesn’t even offer stand-alone DSL. They force you to get their phone service if you want DSL. But since they can’t use the same excuse as Verizon, they say the fee is “to offset costs incurred in complying with regulatory obligations and other expenses. The fee also recovers costs associated with additional systems necessitated by federal regulation, as well as costs associated with monitoring, participating in and complying with regulatory proceedings, and other network and servicing requirements.”

Um, yeah. Consumer groups beg to differ.

“Verizon and BellSouth are using the situation to pocket more revenue from every customer by labeling this fee, which customers are already used to paying, something else,” said Jeannine Kenney, senior policy analyst for Consumers Union. “BellSouth is clearly misrepresenting what the fee will pay for. I mean how can this be a ‘regulatory cost recovery’ when DSL is no longer regulated?”

Mark Cooper, director of research at the Consumer Federation of America, believes that Congress should take the phone companies’ recent actions as a warning of what could happen if lawmakers do not impose Net Neutrality regulation, a hot topic being debated in Washington. Without Net Neutrality legislation, network owners, such as the phone companies, could charge third parties, like Vonage or Google, extra fees for offering services over the phone companies’ broadband networks. Phone companies have argued that if they could provide Internet companies premium services for a fee, broadband customers could ultimately benefit through lower-priced and more innovative services.

“They made similar arguments when they lobbied to be excused from USF regulatory obligations that doing so would benefit consumers,” Cooper said. “And here they are, free from those regulations, and they still stick it to the consumer.”

I refuse to support the phone companies. I made that vow as soon as the Net Neutrality debate began. This just helps reaffirm that commitment. While I’m no fan of the Comcast, my current ISP, I find the cable companies to be the lesser of two evils for now. Just barely.

Adam Technology

“It’s not mine, I swear”

August 23rd, 2006

A 29-year-old guy traveling with his mother to Turkey was stopped at airport when officials found something strange in his bag. Not wanting his mother to know that he had packed a penis pump, he told the officials it was a bomb.

I’ll move right past the part where he’s traveling with his mother yet still didn’t feel like he could leave the “sexual aide” behind. My question is how badly do you fear your mother when you’d rather look airport security in the face and tell them you packed a bomb – especially in the current climate and your name is Madin Azad Amin.

Adam Odd News

James Blunt parody – “She was beautiful, I swear”

August 23rd, 2006
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Adam Music, Videos