Junk Food For The Soul

I was flipping past the MTV Music Awards last night and saw Jessica Simpson on screen. I’ve finally admitted that I’m too old to care about these awards anymore. However, I’m not too old to check out Jessica. Of course, she’s gorgeous. And she was just as entertaining when she opened her mouth.

In her head: “OK, Jessie. Start of by asking the crowd how they feel. That always makes them clap. Then move to your joke.”

In reality, it didn’t go so smoothly. My favorite part was her half-hearted chuckle at her own joke. God, I love her.